Ann S'phone
Masquerading as a useful and valuable member of your team she is viewed by your customers as unprofessional, impersonal and often infuriating. The original alternative to sitting by the phone, Ann S’Phone’s slogan of ‘be in when you’re out’ was a promise delivered to home owners. But her glib promise turns sour when your customers ring you to check availability or book a session. How can she respond? Her talent is for repeating herself until the caller is sick of her voice, gives up and books elsewhere.
Threat Level to Paintball Site Operators
Code Orange – This sweet talking villain kills your business by infuriating your customers. Like a manic secretary, repeating herself again and again she can’t really help anyone. She promises a ‘call right back’ but you know and so does your caller that this is usually untrue as the message maybe picked-up hours or even days later.
Captain Visible Says...
"Unplug her power source and cut her off now! She has done enough damage to your business."