The Mob
Papa Diary’s Sidekick. Often Works with Ann S’Phone. Papa Diary’s henchman is a powerful mobster. Working with Ann S’Phone he hangs around making himself very useful so you trust him. But this dodgy villain fails you just when it matters. When you are about to raise a pint, pop into the cinema or are lazing on the beach, he will ring. If you don’t answer within seconds Ann S’Phone springs to his aid annoying your caller, or if you answer, Papa Diary has invariably made himself scarce so you don’t know if you can accept the booking or not. The Mob’s rap sheet also includes bad reception, background noise, engaged tone, and low battery
Threat Level to Paintball Site Operators
Code Orange – He may swagger and ‘ring a ding ding’ in sweet musical tones, but this mobile mouthpiece makes customers edgy. Mobile contact makes you look small and unprofessional. His bad reception can force you to shout at your customers - not the best approach really! Top that with your frequent response, “Sorry I don’t have my diary with me” and you can kiss your bookings goodbye.
Captain Visible Says...
"Don’t trust this smooth operator with your valuable bookings. Get his number off your website and relegate this villain to personal use only. Your family and friends accept his failings but why should your customers?"